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1. It makes some people religious = by saying:- Oh my God, Yes Lord.
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2. It gives some people their first musical lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh,annnnnnnh.
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3. Makes some people natural coaches = fast, fasterrrr!!!, yeah keep doing it,ure good.
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4. Makes some people announce their own obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm finished, u will kil me ooo.
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5. Makes some ladies become terrorists = Destroy it!, Don't have any mercy, Just tear it,beat it up, Let me feel it.
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6. Others become respectful = Daddy I love you,I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for you.
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7. Makes some people become loyal = Love U endlessly,... U own my life,... am Urs forever,... U are my world.
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8. Turns some ladies to beggars = yeah Please don't stop,... continue please ,... give it to me... Please do it again.
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9. Some speak in tongues: mamamama hahalahalahalaaaa aaajoooooo haaahaaa
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10. Some start speaking their dialects: aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumba kani punnany...do mi pa! Fa obo mi ya! Beeni! (=|
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Tuesday, 22 May 2018
Edward Mordrake, the Man with Two Faces Was a nineteenth-century Englishman named Edward Mordake* (or Mordrake)
| “One of the weirdest as well as most melancholy stories of human deformity is that of Edward Mordake, said to have been heir to one of the noblest peerages in England. He never claimed the title, however, and committed suicide in his twenty-third year. He lived in complete seclusion, refusing the visits even of the members of his own family. He was a young man of fine attainments, a profound scholar, and a musician of rare ability. His figure was remarkable for its grace, and his face – that is to say, his natural face – was that of Antinous. But upon the back of his head was another face, that of a beautiful girl, ‘lovely as a dream, hideous as a devil.’ The female face was a mere mask, ‘occupying only a small portion of the posterior part of the skull, yet exhibiting every sign of intelligence, of a malignant sort, however.’ It would be seen to smile and sneer while Mordake was weeping. The eyes would follow the movements of the spectator, and the lips would ‘gibber without ceasing.’ No voice was audible, but Mordake avers that he was kept from his rest at night by the hateful whispers of his ‘devil twin,’ as he called it, ‘which never sleeps, but talks to me forever of such things as they only speak of in hell. No imagination can conceive the dreadful temptations it sets before me. For some unforgiven wickedness of my forefathers I am knit to this fiend – for a fiend it surely is. I beg and beseech you to crush it out of human semblance, even if I die for it.’ Such were the words of the hapless Mordake to Manvers and Treadwell, his physicians. In spite of careful watching he managed to procure poison, whereof he died, leaving a letter requesting that the ‘demon face’ might be destroyed before his burial, ‘lest it continues its dreadful whisperings in my grave.’ At his own request he was interred in a waste place, without stone or legend to mark his grave.” |
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