Wednesday, 23 November 2016
HOW ONE KADINYA`S WIFE PLANNED TO POISON HIS HUSBAND
Kadinya and his wife were traveling to mombasa by air for business.
As the Plane neared the destination airport and Started the descend for landing the pilot announced ...
...."Ladies and gentlemen ..
we're sorry to announce that the landing gear has jammed and the weather is NOT favourable too.. it seems like we are headed for a devastating crash.
We will try our best to land the plane on its belly but visibility is also very poor as you can see outside..
...Meanwhile We Request everyone to Pray and seek forgiveness with Family & Friends. Please call your Families and Wish them well and tell them to Pray for our safety".
At that point, Kadinya touched his wife and said, 'Honey please forgive me, Your sister who stays with us has been my lover, we had several abortions, she had even planned to poison you on your return from mombasa so that we elope and go to machakos, please forgive me.
His wife responded,'
No problem dear. Since its confession time, let me also confess, hope you will have the heart to forgive me,'
John and Esther among our 3 children are not your biological kids, Your only biological child is Victoria, the rest belong to kimoda our best man, You remember when you were robbed by gangsters last year?...
'He answered yes I do,' I set you up with some gang who robbed you because I needed to pay for my boyfriend Chumamoto tuition's fee, Even now, I have arranged for your death through hired gangs on your return, Kadinya responded, no problem, I have forgiven you.
Other passengers were also calling their spouses, relatives etc and confessing and Praying hard.
Meanwhile, as the confessions were going on, the pilot announced,'
"Ladies and gentlemen it's through your powerful prayers and faith that God has answered you.
The Landing Gear has Finally worked and the Wheels have Successfully Pulled out for Safe Landing.
All the passengers in the plane became silent instead of rejoicing the good news,
Jack shouted, Pilot! Pilot! This plane must crash or we crash it... !!!
πͺ Everyone Shouted, Yeeessss the Plane Must Crash!!!
What are Your Confessions follow? >>>>>>>>>>> @screenshots254 on instagram
Monday, 14 November 2016
WHATSAP GROUP PRIVACY POLICY
do you have a whatsap GROUP???? well this post is for you,this is definitely a must read and share.if you're a vivid user of these most popular/downloaded messenger you must have come across the "ENCRYPTION"term.now heirs the catch messages & calls need to b secured with end-to-end encryption for you to enjoy full optimum security so you can exchange media files with comfort n total surety .sharing and distribution of media print should b a check at all times thats why if your an admin of a whtsap group you need to have a privacy policy of term to prevent-such situations from happening below is a draft of a privacy term of policy,You dont have to get a lawyer to draft you one all the work has been done for you.prevent third party sources from accessing your private group chats,this could-make you loose members #beware
from today if u want to leave d group, u must fill π Application Form to leave group,
Name ............................
Sur Name .....................
I.D No.......................
D.O.B .....................
Age .........................
Sex .....................
Marital status................
Prof................................
Date Joined ..................
Added by ......................
Reasons why you want to leave group
..................................................................
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Declaration
I..................................................Of village
......................do hereby swear that I will not
tell anyone about this group. I will not disclose the information which I got from this group and I will never come back.
Sworn before me the group admin on this...........day of ......... 2016.
Approved by ...................................................
Applicant signature ......................
Admin signature ................................
Witness(1)signature ................
Witness(2)signature ..................
Send this to all groups
- screenshots kenya
Saturday, 12 November 2016
THIS IS THE STORY OF A RAT
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the goat and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The goat sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."
So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house - like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital , and she returned home with a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his chicken to the farmyard for the soup's main Ingredient.
But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.
To feed them, the farmer butchered the goat.
The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.
So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.
The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.
So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this amazing journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.
Each of us may not be connected through a blood line, we may not even be friends. But we are all connected through brotherhood. We must all master the art of intercession prayer.
Share this wisdom with the intention that others may benefit from it too.
- Screenshots kenya
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Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."
The mouse turned to the goat and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The goat sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."
So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house - like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital , and she returned home with a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his chicken to the farmyard for the soup's main Ingredient.
But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.
To feed them, the farmer butchered the goat.
The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.
So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.
The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.
So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this amazing journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.
Each of us may not be connected through a blood line, we may not even be friends. But we are all connected through brotherhood. We must all master the art of intercession prayer.
Share this wisdom with the intention that others may benefit from it too.
- Screenshots kenya
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Monday, 31 October 2016
NEW SCAM ALERT.!!!!!
HELP US SPREAD THIS FAST.
Please be aware that fraudsters have developed new software & devised a new means of defrauding people, as the former trick of sending an SMS telling you that your ATM has been deactivated due to system upgrade or BVN issues, is no longer working well for them because people are very aware of that trick now.
Their new trick now is to send you an email supposedly, to have been sent by your bank e-mail service informing you that you have been debited #2,000 as subscription fee for the bank's monthly digest magazine and the charge will continue every month (and indeed, any info that you did not request or even requested).
To unsubscribe and cancel that deduction monthly from your account, you should click here (a link is given there).
Once you click the link, it will open up a page where you will be asked to supply your bank details including ATM information.
That is now the info they need to enable them access and clear your account.
Please remember:
DO NOT REPLY SUCH E-MAIL.
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK TO CANCEL THE MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION.
JUST IGNORE OR DELETE THE MAIL.
YOUR ACCOUNT IS SAFE AND NOTHING WAS DEDUCTED FOR ANY MAGAZINE.
I've done well to alert you.
Do well to alert more people.
Above all, don't fall a victim.
It is a fresh and latest information from the security Agencies.
Circulate please.
Tuesday, 25 October 2016
MARRIAGE SOFTWARE....
I laughed after reading this, think I should share the humour.…
A young husband wrote this to a Systems Analyst -
(Marriage Software Div);
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
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I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?
.... The Systems Analyst replied:
Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program.
Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.
Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See Manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.
It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 6.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0" or "even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.
BEST WISHES!
Yours,"
Systems Analyst.
#To all husbands/ future husbands
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God is Good & Perfect.
Long Piece but worth reading
π°A King had a male servant who, in all circumstances always said to him; My king, do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes. One day, they went hunting and a wild animal attacked the king, the servant managed to kill the animal but couldn't prevent his majesty from losing a finger. Furious and without showing gratitude, the King said; if God was good, I would not have been attacked and lost one finger. The servant replied, 'despite all these things, I can only tell you that God is good and everything He does is perfect, He is never wrong'. Outraged by the response, the king ordered the arrest of his servant. While being taken to prison, he told the king again, God is Good & Perfect. Another day, the king left alone for another hunt and was captured by savages who use human beings for sacrifice. On the altar, the savages found out that the king didn't have one finger in place, he was released because he was considered not "complete" to be offered to the gods. On his return to the palace, he ordered the release of his servant and said; My friend, God was really good to me. I was almost killed but for lack of a single finger, I was let go. But I have a question; If God is so good, why did He allow me to put you in prison? His servant replied; My king, if I had not been put in prison, I would have gone with you, and would have been sacrificed, because I have no missing finger. Everything God does is perfect, He is never wrong. Often we complain about life, and the negative things that happen to us, forgetting that everything happens for a purpose. God knows why you are reading this message today, please bless someone with it by sharing it. God is good and perfect!!
My dear friend, a good attitude will determine your altitude. When you look at your life, career, job or family life, what do you say? Do you praise God? Do you blame the Satan? A good attitude towards God makes Him move on your behalf. Just sit down and say, Today , I am thankful I had a peaceful sleep, I am thankful I am alive with possibilities, I am thankful I have a roof over me, I am thankful I have a job, I am thankful that I have Family and Friends. Above all, I am thankful that I have God in my life . Be blessed and don't be envious or shocked when others are prospering because you don't know what they have been through to get there (test, trials and tribulation) so thank God for what you have. "Little is much when God is in it. It Is Well With God's grace. Touch someones life with this message if God is for us, who can be against us? - IG@Screenshots254
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SMH 'This is hilarious'
A Rabbit entered a shop and asked:
"Do you have Carrots ?".
They said "no we don't have."
The following day he asked again:
"Do you have Carrots ?"
They replied:
" We said we don't have carrots, if you come back again asking we gonna screw a nail in your head with a hammer".
The third day he came again and Asked "Do you have a Hammer?
They said "NO."
He said:
"What about nails?"
They said NO.
Then he said:
"Do you have Carrots?"
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Don't let the devil scare you, he doesn't have anything.
Just pursue your dreams....
Tuesday, 4 October 2016
YOU HATE IDIOTS DON'T YOU???
JOKE OF THE DAY
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There are five friends named
Somebody, nobody, mad, stupid and fool
Somebody and nobody were fighting
Somebody killed nobody
Mad quickly called the police
Mad: Hello sir
Police: can we help you
Mad: yes somebody just killed nobody
Police: are u stupid!!
Mad: no, stupid is in the bathroom bathing
Police: are u mad!!!
Mad: yes am mad
Police: you must be a fool!!!
Mad: no, fool is the one reading this message
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π π
πππ Am sorry but I was also a victim.... and I can't be a fool alone
Share.... to have more fools - IG@Screenshots254
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There are five friends named
Somebody, nobody, mad, stupid and fool
Somebody and nobody were fighting
Somebody killed nobody
Mad quickly called the police
Mad: Hello sir
Police: can we help you
Mad: yes somebody just killed nobody
Police: are u stupid!!
Mad: no, stupid is in the bathroom bathing
Police: are u mad!!!
Mad: yes am mad
Police: you must be a fool!!!
Mad: no, fool is the one reading this message
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π π
πππ Am sorry but I was also a victim.... and I can't be a fool alone
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Saturday, 1 October 2016
WOW!!!! PEOPLE CAN BE CREATIVE. CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS WRITE UP!
ENJOY YOURSELF.
I went to Genesis hotel through Exodus road. On the way, I saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at the Beautiful gate for Judges to see Ruth calling loudly "Samuel, Samuel. At a stage, the first and second Kings of Chronicles 1 & 2, were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for the misfortune of Job their brother. They started singing Psalms and teaching children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiastes and Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah was engaged in Jeremiah's Lamentations together with Ezekiel and Daniel their friends. By that time, Amos and Obadiah were not around. Three days later, Hosea, Joel and Jonah travelled in the same ship with Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem. Habakkuk then visited Zephaniah
who introduced him to Haggai a friend of Zechariah whose cousin is Malachi.
Immediately after the tradition, Mathew, Mark, Luke and John got involved in Acts of the Romans who were behaving like the 1st Corinthians group because the 2nd Corinthians group were always at loggerheads with the Galatians. At that time too, they realized that the Ephesians and Philippians were close to the Colossians, and a suggestion for the first Thessalonians visit was made, and that on their second Thessalonians visit, they should first of all see the first and second of the Timothy brothers who had gone to the house of Titus to teach Philemon his younger brother how to read and write in Hebrew. On hearing this, James asked Peter twice to explain to him how the three Johns have disclosed to Jude the Revelations of this journey.
Don't enjoy alone forward to fellow Christians. Screenshots254 posts
Saturday, 24 September 2016
BATTLES OF SIGNIFICANCE
The first evidence that you are in assignment is the Battle that you attract. When David killed Goliath, Saul was after him. When Jesus launched ministry, the Pharisees and Sadducees were after him. When Jeremiah prophesied, Pashur was after him. Every man under assignment will fight three battles.
1. Accusations
2. Frustrations
3. Inner circle battle
The secret of victory is to continue in assignment. Dogs never bark at parked cars. Pirates never capture empty vessels. A tree with fruits attract stone throwers... Just remember when the devil cannot fight you, he fights what is around you or uses the people around you to fight you.
Don't forget a cow that feeds a whole village is always quiet but a hen that lays one egg makes the most noise. Silence is the greatest weapon in battles of significance._ SCREEENSHOTS254
Monday, 25 July 2016
PAY YOUR BILLS BRUH
Kamau, from Nyeri walked into a bar
and
aggressively shouted his order to the
barman.
'Please give me half a kilo of meat
with kienyeji
and then give everyone half a kilo
steak and
ugali because when I eat, I want
everyone to
eat!' The barman processed his
request and
gave him his meal and everyone else
their
meals.
When they finished enjoying their
meal he
shouted for another order. 'Give me
a bottle of
Kenya Cane and give everybody else
a bottle of
whiskey because when I drink I want
everybody
to drink!'
Everyone was happy and singing
Kamau praises
saying Kamau is 'The man'.
When Kamau finished his drink he
shouted
again.
'Give me my bill and give
everyone else
their own bill, because when I pay
for my meal
and drinks I want everyone to pay
for
theirs!'......
His funeral will be this Tuesday..
and
aggressively shouted his order to the
barman.
'Please give me half a kilo of meat
with kienyeji
and then give everyone half a kilo
steak and
ugali because when I eat, I want
everyone to
eat!' The barman processed his
request and
gave him his meal and everyone else
their
meals.
When they finished enjoying their
meal he
shouted for another order. 'Give me
a bottle of
Kenya Cane and give everybody else
a bottle of
whiskey because when I drink I want
everybody
to drink!'
Everyone was happy and singing
Kamau praises
saying Kamau is 'The man'.
When Kamau finished his drink he
shouted
again.
'Give me my bill and give
everyone else
their own bill, because when I pay
for my meal
and drinks I want everyone to pay
for
theirs!'......
His funeral will be this Tuesday..
Tuesday, 7 June 2016
DOES GOD EXIST???
***MUST READ***GOD EXISTS***
A man went to a barber shop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed, as the barber began to work, they started a good conversation; they talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched the subject of God, the barber said: “I don’t believe that God exists.” “Why do you say that?” asked the customer. The barber said; “Well you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn’t exist; Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can’t imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.” .The customer thought for a moment, but didn’t respond because he didn’t want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barber shop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard; He looked dirty and unkept. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and said to the barber;
“You know what? Barbers do not exist.” "How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. “I am here, and I am a barber, and I just worked on you!” “No!” the customer exclaimed. “Barbers don't exist because if they do, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.” The barber said; “Ah, but barbers DO exist; what happens is, people don't come to me.” “Exactly”- affirmed the customer; “That’s the point.” God too, DOES exist; But what happens is, people don’t go to Him and do not look for him. GOD DOES EXIST!!! please SHARE this wonderful story for others to read.
A man went to a barber shop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed, as the barber began to work, they started a good conversation; they talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched the subject of God, the barber said: “I don’t believe that God exists.” “Why do you say that?” asked the customer. The barber said; “Well you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn’t exist; Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can’t imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.” .The customer thought for a moment, but didn’t respond because he didn’t want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barber shop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard; He looked dirty and unkept. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and said to the barber;
“You know what? Barbers do not exist.” "How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. “I am here, and I am a barber, and I just worked on you!” “No!” the customer exclaimed. “Barbers don't exist because if they do, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.” The barber said; “Ah, but barbers DO exist; what happens is, people don't come to me.” “Exactly”- affirmed the customer; “That’s the point.” God too, DOES exist; But what happens is, people don’t go to Him and do not look for him. GOD DOES EXIST!!! please SHARE this wonderful story for others to read.
Wednesday, 30 March 2016
exclusive photos of what project x was to look like
Why the pandemonium about project x .most of you wonder why the project x craze was so hyped think no more cause you will get all your answers below .Teens have been known to poses a high interest with high end end over's and a feel for that adrenaline rush these photos will give you a rude shock and bring you to the understanding why the government,men of cloth and the most part of the elderly population was against the project x bash.was this all abt the project ex factor really??
Thursday, 24 March 2016
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Thursday, 17 March 2016
THROWBACK THURSDAY #tbthursday
We personally feel the memes qualify for the best top ten #throwback pics of all times πππ for more of the above like memes followππππππππ https://websta.me/n/screenshots254
Wednesday, 16 March 2016
A CHILD CAN PLAY WITH ITS MOTHERS BREASTS, BUT NOT ITS FATHER'S TESTICLES
With the incumbent Ugandan leader winning the latest highest elective post in his country we can't notebly ignore and assume the theatrics that took to the center stage in the landlocked country "UGANDA".here are the crazily insane memes
Could this be possibly what the urezo meant ::::::::::::::> #niokotwe π·ππ²
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Tuesday, 23 February 2016
HAPA DIO FREE EDUCATION IMETUFIKICHA
HAPA DIO FREE EDUCATION IMETUFIKICHA...
Name: John mariga
School: Magina pri.
class: 5
Subject: composition
Topic : My family
My family has many people. My father, my mother, my sister, my sister another, my sister another, me and brother who follows me. The one who is old is called njeri but she beat us and say we call her tresi. she has started seeing herself from wen she wented to secondary. The other sister is njoki and that another is ciru. both two of them are of std 6. njoki is the one who is old infront of ciru but she returnd class 6 again. I am the one following ciru. my name is mariga . Other hours my father call me grandfather in kikuyu . I feel many pain because my grandfather was called and I rememba him. my grandmother was called early when I was not borne.Then the one who follows me is kimani . He is small boy and has not started to go. It is now he is teaching himself to talk and beats a lot of noise which I refuse to know what he say. The house of my father arrives there!!!!
Monday, 15 February 2016
THIS IS WHAT TEAM MAFISI DID TO IRENE WA TATA ON VALENTINES DAY
If you have an ear for vernacular stations u might have come across this particular song "thii ukiumag" this specific song is said to based on a "true life story" irene wa tata the woman in this diss like track is painted n potrayed as the most loose prostitute to ever live in the said community. but this is not the story for the day, #teammafisi have come out with shocking claims of how they handled irene watata despite being the notorious woman as rumoured.
our major concern on behalf of @screenshots254 is to find out was this molli's work or a joint effort from team mafisi Sacco members.#team mafisi sacco management are yet to comment on this recent unfolding. See picture below viewer discretion advised strictly 18 and over
our efforts to communicate n reach jose the dove so he can comment on this matter bore no fruits. we believe he was bussy on the studio working on his other diss namely madiabas which is believed to have a video redone after it received much acceptance from his fans and members of the public at large
Friday, 12 February 2016
SHOCKING REVELATION"ATA TUDAME NI TUFISI"
A girl started noticing a guy who
stands in-front of her home
everyday
in the evening. She noticed the guy
always comes mostly in the
evenings
and weekends. The guy never tried
to
talk to her nor showed any gesture,
he
just moves here and there by
looking
into his mobile phone and
occasionally
stealing a stare at her.
It went on like that for a year and
the
girl understood the guy was in love
with her but was too shy to express
his feelings. So, she told her
parents.
They too saw him and liked him.
They
discussed with her grandparents
about
a likely marriage. But wanted her to
make the first move.
Next day, she went to him and said:
"Hi. I'm Rachael."
GUY: "Hi. I'm Chris."
Hearing this, the Girl was very
happy
as the names were matching.
The girl went on and said: "I really
appreciate your patience and
decency.
You have been standing in front of
my
home everyday for about a year
now.
So, I understand that you are in
love
with me but too shy to say it. I think
I
really like you too and would love it
if
we get married."
The guy smiled and Said: "Forgive
me
sister! Actually your home's WIFI
doesn't have a password. So, I
come
here every evening after work to
use
free wi-fi to chat with my
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Sunday, 31 January 2016
A MAN IS STILL A MAN
KUDOS TO MEN.
1st time , someone has written something good for men..... !!
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Who is a MAN?
A man is no doubt the most beautiful part of God's creation.
(1).He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister and defends them from the harsh world.
(2).He sacrifices his dreams ?for just a smile on his parents' face.
(3).He spends his entire pocket moneyπ° on buyng giftsπ for the lady π° he lovesπ just to see her smiling
(4).He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & childrenπͺ by working late at night without any complaint.
(5).He builds π‘their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.
(6).He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
(7).His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.πΊ
*If he goes out, then he's careless !
*If he stays at home, then he's a lazy
*If he scolds children, then he's a monster
*If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy
*If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy
*If he doesn't stops wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings
"If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boyπ
*If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave
#Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Share this post to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!
πππ
HAPPY MEN'S DAY"❗❗❗
Which never comes..ππ©π°
1st time , someone has written something good for men..... !!
======== >
Who is a MAN?
A man is no doubt the most beautiful part of God's creation.
(1).He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister and defends them from the harsh world.
(2).He sacrifices his dreams ?for just a smile on his parents' face.
(3).He spends his entire pocket moneyπ° on buyng giftsπ for the lady π° he lovesπ just to see her smiling
(4).He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & childrenπͺ by working late at night without any complaint.
(5).He builds π‘their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.
(6).He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
(7).His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.πΊ
*If he goes out, then he's careless !
*If he stays at home, then he's a lazy
*If he scolds children, then he's a monster
*If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy
*If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy
*If he doesn't stops wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings
"If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boyπ
*If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave
#Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Share this post to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!
πππ
HAPPY MEN'S DAY"❗❗❗
Which never comes..ππ©π°
Wednesday, 27 January 2016
IF YOU THOUGHT TITANIC STORY WAS SAD&HEART TOUCHING MY STORY WILL GET YOU INTO TEARS #sob
1st year(In university)
I was sitting in the lecture room, looking at that girl sitting next to me. She was my ‘best friend’. She had nice hair, humble and was very beautiful. I wish I could tell her that I loved her so much, but I didn’t want to break the bond. After lectures, she walked to me, borrowed some notes of the previous class hugged and pecked me goodbye.I wish I told her, I wish she knew That I wanted us to be more than just friends I loved her,but I was shy I didn’t know why.
My phone rang, it was her; she called me to tell me how much she was hurt. Her boyfriend just broke her heart. She asked me to go keep her company. I went to see her; coz she was my best friend. As I sat next to her, I looked her in the eye, wishings he was mine. After two hours of having fun and hanging out, she was okay; so I left her to go to bed. Before I left, she looked me in the eye with a beautiful smile, hugged me goodbye.Iwish I told her,I wish she knew That I wanted us to be more than just friends I loved her, but I was shy I didn’t know why.
One day, before the grand school end year party, she asked me to accompany her to the school dance. I was very happy, because every moment with her was special. But we went to the party ‘as just friends’. At he party, I sat at the door. I looked at her, as she chatted with her friends. She happened to look at me, and then gave me that killer smile.
I wish I told her, I wish she knew
That I wanted us to be more than just friends
I loved her, but I was shy
I didn’t know why.
******Graduation day***==========>
Days, weeks, months passed. It was the graduation day, so happy and excited we had completed our studies. She stood up, to go pick her certificate. As she walked elegantly, I couldn’t stop staring at her. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t notice me like that. Before she left, she came with her graduation gown, looked at me, gave me a smile and told me, ‘your forever my best friend’
I wish I told her, I wish she knew
That I wanted us to be more than just friends
I loved her, but I was shy
I didn’t know why.
****Wedding day******
3 years down the line, in the church, she walks down the aisle, with her parents on her side.
It really hurts me, since my chance is now gone. I love her too much, but I got to let her go. She is being married with another man.
I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t see me like that. But as she walked she looked at me and gave me that killer smile. Whispered to me “BEST FRIEND EVER”
I wish I told her, I wish she knew
That I wanted us to be more than just year nds
I loved her, but I was shy
I didn't know why
****"""*Burial day********
Days, months, years passed.5 years later, I went to mourn the love of my life. The love I was afraid to tell. As I viewed her lain body, it hurt me that she left without knowing I loved her.
During the service, they read her diary. The mc began
‘I stare at him; I would love to have him in my life. I try to simulate situations, but he doesn’t seem to notice
me.’ I love him, I wish he knew. I would really want us to be more than just friends. I love him but am shy to say. I don’t know why.
My strength was over, I Knelt before the crowd, as tears dropped down my chicks. Those words touched me deeply. I wish I told her. But its now too late, she is gone.
I wish I told her, I wish she knew
That I wanted us to be more than just friends
I loved her, but I was shy
I didn’t know why.
BREAK THE SILENCE> IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE; TELL THEM.
I was sitting in the lecture room, looking at that girl sitting next to me. She was my ‘best friend’. She had nice hair, humble and was very beautiful. I wish I could tell her that I loved her so much, but I didn’t want to break the bond. After lectures, she walked to me, borrowed some notes of the previous class hugged and pecked me goodbye.I wish I told her, I wish she knew That I wanted us to be more than just friends I loved her,but I was shy I didn’t know why.
***""2nd year*****"
My phone rang, it was her; she called me to tell me how much she was hurt. Her boyfriend just broke her heart. She asked me to go keep her company. I went to see her; coz she was my best friend. As I sat next to her, I looked her in the eye, wishings he was mine. After two hours of having fun and hanging out, she was okay; so I left her to go to bed. Before I left, she looked me in the eye with a beautiful smile, hugged me goodbye.Iwish I told her,I wish she knew That I wanted us to be more than just friends I loved her, but I was shy I didn’t know why. I wish I told her, I wish she knew
That I wanted us to be more than just friends
I loved her, but I was shy
I didn’t know why.
******Graduation day***==========>
Days, weeks, months passed. It was the graduation day, so happy and excited we had completed our studies. She stood up, to go pick her certificate. As she walked elegantly, I couldn’t stop staring at her. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t notice me like that. Before she left, she came with her graduation gown, looked at me, gave me a smile and told me, ‘your forever my best friend’
I wish I told her, I wish she knew
That I wanted us to be more than just friends
I loved her, but I was shy
I didn’t know why.
****Wedding day******
3 years down the line, in the church, she walks down the aisle, with her parents on her side.
It really hurts me, since my chance is now gone. I love her too much, but I got to let her go. She is being married with another man.
I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t see me like that. But as she walked she looked at me and gave me that killer smile. Whispered to me “BEST FRIEND EVER”
I wish I told her, I wish she knew
That I wanted us to be more than just year nds
I loved her, but I was shy
I didn't know why
****"""*Burial day********
Days, months, years passed.5 years later, I went to mourn the love of my life. The love I was afraid to tell. As I viewed her lain body, it hurt me that she left without knowing I loved her.
During the service, they read her diary. The mc began
‘I stare at him; I would love to have him in my life. I try to simulate situations, but he doesn’t seem to notice
me.’ I love him, I wish he knew. I would really want us to be more than just friends. I love him but am shy to say. I don’t know why.
My strength was over, I Knelt before the crowd, as tears dropped down my chicks. Those words touched me deeply. I wish I told her. But its now too late, she is gone.
I wish I told her, I wish she knew
That I wanted us to be more than just friends
I loved her, but I was shy
I didn’t know why.
BREAK THE SILENCE> IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE; TELL THEM.
Monday, 25 January 2016
INSANE&CRAZY FIND OUT WHAT WOMEN HAD TO SAY ABOUT BODABODA GUY'S. TEAM MAFISI THOUGH HAHAHAHA!
shocking revelation as women blissfully describe the ecstatic feeling brought about by the bodaboda ride n y many would risk being carried by un licensed operative despite the oblivious risks involved in the ride. "this is a sensational feeling i can't describe how sweet rejuvenating it gets ijust wanna cling on da guy n feel every sweet move of the nduthi" its soo sweet gosh!"
was set to a quest to find out what exactly team mafisi had in store for them what post do this guys hold on mafisi's management sacco -------->
the riders acting clueless of the whole issue insisted its only their sweet services that bring a customer back and with another one in most cases,#reallyπππ
Such an innocent ride could end up being a similar situation like below. Its sad to say this but beware of these Nduthi" guys truth be told!!!
Sunday, 24 January 2016
#THE_RIDE !!! BODA BODA PLEASANTRIES AKA THE SWEET RIDE
#THE_RIDE A simple boda boda ride could end up being your most romantic adventure as most women put it. I was set to go investigate & shed light into this matter however what I found gave me a rude shock what I thought was a conspiracy is no different from the scepticism surrounding bodaboda riders/operators they're quite f#$k boys and to make matters detestable they emerge toppers on the dead beat dads list countrywide but its a wonder what could make this overdressed in some cases uneducated men so attractive to women??? And for that particular reason and many questionable ordeals let me successfully pass this one to the women gossip zone & kil*man moms to answer that!!!! Can somebody pliz tag anybodyπππππ
Saturday, 16 January 2016
"WATCH #TEAM MAFISI RESPONSE TO A VERNACULAR DISS-TRACk" ITS A SHOCKERππ✌πΏ
There's speculation that a certain vernacular artists is throwing hot disses randomly this particular single is his latest release on his album titled "THII UKIUMAG" This single has raised protest among a group of women who argue they've been directly or indirectly attacked. Some of the song lyrics have been considered ruthless .This are some of the lyrics "Your a sex hawker".......your body is similar to a cake shared with anyone"The above lyrics is particularly which one woman was vocal and heard protesting about.

Routers from team mafisi confirmed the rumours and distance themselves from the saga responding with #smhπππππ
This is a grab shot from highly trending video of the vernacular artist in question who goes by the name " jos* gatutua .

Thursday, 14 January 2016
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