Wednesday, 23 November 2016

HOW ONE KADINYA`S WIFE PLANNED TO POISON HIS HUSBAND


Kadinya and his wife were traveling to mombasa by air for business.

As the Plane neared the destination airport and Started the descend for landing the pilot announced ...

...."Ladies and gentlemen ..
 we're sorry to announce that the landing gear has jammed and the weather is NOT favourable too.. it seems like we are headed for a devastating crash.
 We will try our best to land the plane on its belly but visibility is also very poor as you can see outside..

...Meanwhile We Request everyone to Pray and seek forgiveness with Family & Friends. Please call your Families and Wish them well and tell them to Pray for our safety".

At that point, Kadinya touched his wife and said, 'Honey please forgive me, Your sister who stays with us has been my lover, we had several abortions, she had even planned to poison you on your return from mombasa so that we elope and go to machakos, please forgive me.

His wife responded,'
 No problem dear. Since its confession time, let me also confess, hope you will have the heart to forgive me,'

John and Esther among our 3 children are not your biological kids, Your only biological child is Victoria, the rest belong to kimoda our best man, You remember when you were robbed by gangsters last year?...
 'He answered yes I do,' I set you up with some gang who robbed you because I needed to pay for my boyfriend Chumamoto tuition's fee, Even now, I have arranged for your death through hired gangs on your return, Kadinya responded, no problem, I have forgiven you.

Other passengers were also calling their spouses, relatives etc and confessing and Praying hard.

Meanwhile, as the confessions were going on, the pilot announced,'
 "Ladies and gentlemen it's through your powerful prayers and faith that God has answered you.

The Landing Gear has Finally worked and the Wheels have Successfully Pulled out for Safe Landing.

All the passengers in the plane became silent instead of rejoicing the good news,

Jack shouted, Pilot! Pilot! This plane must crash or we crash it... !!!

👪 Everyone Shouted, Yeeessss the Plane Must Crash!!!


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Monday, 14 November 2016

WHATSAP GROUP PRIVACY POLICY


do you have a whatsap GROUP???? well this post is for you,this is definitely a must read and share.if you're a vivid user of these most popular/downloaded messenger you must have come across the "ENCRYPTION"term.now heirs the catch messages & calls need to b secured with end-to-end encryption for you to enjoy full optimum security so you can exchange media files with comfort n total surety .sharing and distribution of media print should b a check at all times thats why if your an admin of  a whtsap group you need to have a privacy policy of term to prevent-such situations from happening below is a draft of a privacy term of policy,You dont have to get a lawyer to draft you one all the work has been done for you.prevent third party sources from accessing your private group chats,this could-make you loose members #beware



from today if u want to leave d group, u must fill 👇 Application Form to leave group,

Name ............................

Sur Name .....................

I.D No.......................

D.O.B .....................

Age .........................

Sex .....................

Marital status................

Prof................................

Date Joined  ..................

Added by ......................

Reasons why you want to leave group
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Declaration

I..................................................Of village
......................do hereby swear that I will not
tell anyone about this group. I will not disclose the information which I got from this group and I will never come back.

Sworn before me the group admin on this...........day of ......... 2016.

Approved by ...................................................

Applicant signature ......................

Admin signature ................................

Witness(1)signature ................

Witness(2)signature ..................

Send this to all groups

- screenshots kenya

Saturday, 12 November 2016

THIS IS THE STORY OF A RAT

                        A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the goat and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The goat sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house - like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.
The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital , and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his chicken  to the farmyard for the soup's main Ingredient.

But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.

To feed them, the farmer butchered the goat.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.

So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.
So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this amazing journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

Each of us may not be connected through a blood line, we may not even be friends. But we are all connected through brotherhood. We must all master the art of intercession prayer.

Share this wisdom with the intention that others may benefit from it too.


- Screenshots kenya

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